FEATURED ARTICLES

Dear Summer Pt.1

Winter is here. Maybe not officially, but last week’s weather sure said otherwise. The brief dusting of Canadian snow sent us hunting for our parkas and rushing to mount the …

STAYFRESH CREW

Zombie Walk in Asbury Park

The past few weeks I have been keeping quite busy,...

Dear Summer Pt.1

Winter is here. Maybe not officially, but last week’s weather...

Slammed Aloha Sundays

MAHALO to everyone who came out to support our Slammed...

ON FATLACE TV

The H2Oi Experience

As most of us are starting to freeze on the...

Creating Timeless Performance

Hypebeast produces this Porsche X Acronym retrospective leveraging the new...

Nike Releases New Products for Athletes

Nike has announced the release of several new performance products...

UPCOMING EVENTS

Inside Mr. Brainwash Lab

Last week I heard Drake was performing at a secret location.  His agent told me he was to perform at midnight in an abandoned building on Labrea.  Right away I knew that it had to be the mysterious MBW Lab.

This secret fortess was brightly lit and guarded by storm troopers.

We all have been driving by this building for months, slowly seeing the signs of the rumored Mr. Brainwash show.

It’s James Ransone and his beauty.  Last awards season I set PJ up with an audition to accept Banksy’s Academy Award for Exit Through the Gift Shop.  It was to be a gag to see if Banksy would really show his face or not.  PJ didn’t get the role and Banksy didn’t win the Oscar.  Both disappointing events.

Inside MBW Lab was a wheatpaste of Keith Richards.  No one ever said Theirry was original.

Around the corner was the second biggest guitar player and (ex) drug addict - Slash.  The red paint didn’t scare me.

Adam Levine was serenading me.  He told me I had on a nice sweater and great hair.   SO…. I don’t really care if you think Maroon 5 is queerer than fireman.

Now Travie McCoy seems to be a little confused with his look. Hipster meets banjo player, with a thin under layer of bad boy.

I haven’t been to a party with this pretty of a crowd in a long time.  I didn’t see “one” looser.  He must have been getting drunk some place where he had to pay for his drinks??

I knew I would see her again and I am sure it won’t be the last.  I absolutely love this girl.

I don’t get this – but it actually was a working part of the sound system – or is it art?

Little signs of what is coming for the MBW exhibit?

Drake took the stage next, but I couldn’t find my girl Serena.

That’s Turtle on diet pills.

Busta Rhymes and his hired bodyguard to protect him from Q-tip.

“Hey Bitch” – is Paris’s original line, Britney stole it from her.  That’s how Paris would greet us as we arrived at her after-hours house party on Queen.

Can’t go unless you’ve got all access.

I love Jamie ChungI styled her before when.

More ART??

Are they trying to make us think they are really dating?  Or something is wrong with the photo-booth picture strips?

Lara B Good is sweeeeet!!!!  Timing is everything.

Einstein is genius – fool!

3 Responses to Inside Mr. Brainwash Lab

  1. Wow….a star studded event. And I love Jamie Chung. I saw her in Hawaii a couple of months back. Think she is cute as hell.

  2. amy meister

    great blog,miss.

  3. Eric

    Killed it Meister!!! The links kept it fun.

Tags

Related Content

  • Zombie Walk in Asbury Park

    The past few weeks I have been keeping quite busy, there has been so much going on I often wonder where to begin! Which brings me back to October.  One …

  • Dear Summer Pt.1

    Winter is here. Maybe not officially, but last week’s weather sure said otherwise. The brief dusting of Canadian snow sent us hunting for our parkas and rushing to mount the …

  • Slammed Aloha Sundays

    MAHALO to everyone who came out to support our Slammed Aloha Sunday events and especially those who donated to the Toy Drive too!  Don’t forget to follow @illest on Instagram …