Remember when you saw other people outfitting their kids in all name brands head-to-toe only to moments later ruin their parent’s beloved clothes with grape juice or a pavement scrap and then you told yourself you would never be one of those materialistic parents because you didn’t want to teach your kids to become label whores either? You did quite well for yourself… and then you saw these

and these

and then somehow you ended up on eBay bidding on a pair of Jordans, before checking your bank account to find that you had spent more on your 5 month-old baby’s footwear than you did on your groceries that week. Welcome to parenthood my friends.