I think most motorcyclists have an ego problem. If you don’t then great, but I’m pretty sure that many of them do. What makes me say this? Well this morning on my way to work, I am minding my own business and this motorcycle fool comes up behind me revving his shit like there’s no tomorrow and follows me halfway into the office parking lot before deciding I wasn’t cool enough for his shit. Before coming to any conclusions I thought, “Maybe I cut him off and he’s pissed.” But no, he was just being an asshole. So I got to thinking, and I realized that this isn’t the first time I’ve run into a motorcycle asshole who thinks he’s like a moto gp racer or something and has to announce it to the world by 1: Weaving in and out of traffic at 80 mph, 2: Revving his engine, because if he didn’t his cock would fall off, 3: Picking on cars like what happened to me this morning. I think number 3 is the stupidest, because sure your bike might be faster than my car, but that’s so obvious that it’s stupid to try to race me. It’s like if Michael Johnson tried to race Michael Jackson or something. It’s just pointless and stupid. Not only that, but if you pissed someone off enough…bike vs. car? You know, he might just…WOOPS and you know…slip a bit and OH SHIT knocked you off your bike? Oh man I’m so sorry but I didn’t see you, you came up to fast!
BIATCH! I hope you fall and get your nuts caught in the chain.
Just to make things clear, I’m not really hating on all those who ride motorcycles. In fact I would love to own a motorcycle myself, and I have many friends who ride motorcycles. But if you’re a little bitch about riding your bike, then the hope I expressed above applies to you too.
































