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I must apologize in advance if I might be a little crude with the next couple of words that are typed out. Talking about gay pride is like walking on pins and needles. On one half, you want to be as open minded as possible and to realize that these people (Wha choo mean these people!) are human beings like the rest of us on this planet. On the other hand….well, this is pretty weird shit for even an out of the box person as myself. First things first, got to get the stomach prepared.
Crepevine is literally everywhere in SF. It’s nothing really that tantalizing, except for there Asian chicken salad that was….oh my god, to die for!
On to the show. This are just a smigit of what I saw but for some reason I was getting headache spasm from all the techno music that playing, so I couldn’t be as photogenic as I could have been.
First off we have Mr. Lonely Butts here. Claims himself to be a vegan but looking at his love handles and his 3 inch butt crack, I’d put money on it that this guy was a half ass liar. The message was good but the execution was about a negative 39. Kudos for the matching head piece and purse enhancements though. Martha Stewart would have been proud, until you said you were an ass pirate.
Frank mutha fuckin’ Chu was in the house as usual. Once a protesting whore, the guy practically says nothing now, but embraces his star power as he literally has hundreds of people walk up to him to take a picture with him as if he was Mickey Mouse himself.
These guys were a riot. I think I gazed at there booth for like half of a milli second before they frolicked over like a pair of fairies, insisting that I buy a Now Go Homo shirt. I explained that would be a conflict of interest seeing how I liked vaginas and other holes of that nature, but felt like they thought they could suede me the other way if the had the power to.
The picture explains itself….or maybe not. And no that his not his wiener. It is a wooden shaped dildo that is replicated to be his wiener. What kind of man do you think this is!
Holy….
shit!
These guys were popular for about two seconds until the about 5 drag queens stole their thunder and marched off with the crowd. I mean who hasn’t seen men on stilts before. I should have taken a dump on the streets and declared myself the mayor of all feces everywhere. Probably would have gotten a picture or two and a nice hand slap on the ass.
And my favorite picture of them all. If there is one thing that is embedded in my mind, Pride is about being openly happy and freakin’ colors. Everyone came out in fine fashion with their best dressed attire. It was entertaining for the most part, but I was so jaded by all of it from my sleepless nights from before. I guess I can finally say I went to Pride for once. Not for the squeamish at heart (my cousins said some girl getting plowed in the porta potties) but if you look past it all, it really is just a big ass party.
Wednesday, I stopped by to check out Wes and some other artists do a live painting event at Orson that was hosted by IDR.
This was sort of a birthday present to myself for my 28th birthday. You’d be surprised how you can’t scream for anything when you are falling 13k from the sky. Honestly I wasn’t scared at all….except 5 minutes before take off when I was jittering like a little school girl. But I think my female coworker said it right, giving birth to two kids is definitely worse then skydiving. Don’t talk about it….seriously….go do it! This is part of the perks about being a single guy like myself. I could have died right there and been a happy man, but as fate will have it, I am sure it has more in store for me in the future. I guess I am game for whatever is in front of me. I don’t look at it as a challenge no more, but more of a thing to just get past as another thing in your life. There will always be something else to bitch about, so solve the problems now and move forward. Well, another year past and another birthday down the drain. Perhaps on my 29th, I’ll try to ollie down Wallenburg. I am more scared of that then skydiving!
Wednesday, I stopped by to check out Wes and some other artists do a live painting event at Orson that was hosted by IDR.
This was sort of a birthday present to myself for my 28th birthday. You’d be surprised how you can’t scream for anything when you are falling 13k from the sky. Honestly I wasn’t scared at …
Unfortunately I’ll be hanging with my pops but if you got time, the DVS team will be at the Potrero Park tomorrow along with some BBQing. Slap wood and enjoy the nice weather!
Went to three skate premieres all in one night. Nike’s Debacle, Transworld’s Right Foot Forward and Zoo York’s State of Mind.
Debacle, hands down the best Nike skate video to be made all at a whopping …
This is a easy formula, and apparently something that will be happening almost every weekend in the summer. Close a street, get food vendors, music and trinkets to sell, post up fliers and posters about …
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In celebration of Go Skateboarding Day, the DC Shoes AMs are going to Potrero Park to rip shit up on June 11th. Go slap some wood!
Check out the Nike AM team in their debut premiere on June 17th at the Lumiere Theater. Check out their AM squad rip The Berrics this Saturday. Looking forward to some Brock footy!
To this day, people ask me why I like love skateboarding at my age. No one will ever get it but the people alike. It’s not a fucking sport, it’s not a stupid game….it’s a …
27 years of my existence on this earth and I have never ever been to a Bay To Breakers. I have no idea what swayed me the other direction. Full male nudity? Penis on parade? …
Via FTC:
Friday May 29: Haight St. Artwalk!
Artwork by Alan Gonzalez Store Sale 15% off ALL Shoe & Cothing Purchases special guest DJ Killa Graham 5-9 PM
FTC 1632 Haight St. @ Clayton San Francisco CA 94117 …
Mark your calendars for one of the best skate crews out there. Tiltmode’s anticipated sequel to Man Down is finally coming out June 13th.
SLAP Pal Issac is having a Stereo artist skateboard releasing this Friday at DLX. Cool wall piece to have for the crib.
Holy hell! I was talking to the manager at DLX about this and I guess he just leaked the photos on the site. This will be the first true street skate park in the general …
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