27 years of my existence on this earth and I have never ever been to a Bay To Breakers. I have no idea what swayed me the other direction. Full male nudity? Penis on parade? Yeah, that always got me stuck on stupid cause I never got what made people want to show their trojan horse in public. But the best way to describe this event is a west coast Mardi Gra with more sun and more interesting costumes. Honestly it was one of the coolest things I have ever been too. To just drink in public amongst the plethora of happy people is just such a joy. People doing wine bongs, beer shotguns, or even taking some hard liqs to the face. I am coming correct next year now that I know what’s up.

“I am bouncin’ on my toes, watch me super soak dat ho!”

The technodrome from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with a Filipino Krang to match.






Toward the end of all the hijinks, Fell Street was left with just a massive mess of cups, cans and bottles.

I had to back out of the festivities a little early to shoot over to 3rd and Army to get the last glimpse of the Fallen Footwear demo. Nothing really too exciting but as we all know, skateboarding is like a deep passion, so just seeing these guys push was a cool feat.

Tommy Sandoval absolutely destroyed!