THE CULTURAL PHENOMENON THAT IS BILL CLINTON

With the election coming up in a couple of days, it seemed fitting to remember our past presidential winners that were more of a success to our great nation of old compared to our new nation of shit…..filled with economic distress, questionable war efforts, and a Texas loved butthead that will soon be leaving the presidential office very soon. Enter Bill “I got my dick sucked at the White House” motha-fuckin’ Clinton! Culturally loved by all in the golden state of California and a great representation of what a real president used to be. It is literally just astounding the love that I got from wearing a $7 Walgreens mask and a Mervyns suit that made people just want to take pictures with me like I am Mickey Mouse or something. I might be out of wack with Halloween cause I haven’t done anything since high school but I had no idea that the in thing was to take pictures with total strangers in costume. I am still cracking up today just thinking about yesterday and just realizing……what if this wasn’t a mask? What if I was actually Bill Clinton? The thought just boggles the mind and the guy must be on some serious rock star status. Shouts to my boy Kevin for making that bust day into something interesting enough to keep me out till 3am. Funny how I also got to chat with Robbie Holmes at some bar talking about him killing the Pier 7 blocks and how he doesn’t skate no more. What a night…..but on the way home, I should have just kicked it in the Castro cause the fuckers kept me up till almost 5 in the morning.

HEAD QUARTERS

Sometimes I forget I am half-Japanese and that this place exists. Stopped by Fatlace HQ today in J-Town and swooped up my FL deck (1 of 3 colorways). If you haven’t copped one yet make sure to get it now and make sure to nab the others when they come out on their release dates. Shouts out to Kenny for the conversations today and showing what’s good in the store. And speaking of Japanese, this guy just rules….even though this guy is still king.

CHERISH THE DAYS

Big ups as usual to my folks at 510 for the hook up on the SBs and thanks to my roommate for the free tickets to the Alice concert. Another weekend down the tubes….

DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH

So I’ve been going to this burrito spot after my work out sessions (trying to get rid of that T.I. body) at always around 11:00pm…..just drowning my ears with some old RBL Posse on my iPhone and stuffing my face with a spicy pork burrito for about less then five dollars. You ever eat at diner and see one of those free newspapers just lying around? It’s like porno central in the back pages, ranging from miscellaneous spots to get your monkey stroked by (what it seems to be in every pic) some young lil’ Japanese mistress or even finding a “seasoned cougar” straight out the concrete jungles of San Francisco. And make sure to read the letters to the editor where people ask advice on their personal sexual relations and their encounters. Seems people still are mixing love and sex as two of the same thing and getting their feelings all butt hurt and damn near turning into a born again lesbian because of it. Pretty comical shit!

So where does this lead too? After skimming through the halloween infested party pages, found a gem taking place at Golden Gate Park on October 18th. A free concert featuring Mos Def with a full fledge orchestra! Mark you calendars cause Mos rapping Sex, Love & Money with a band would be pretty epic! More info, check MegSF.

WHAT UP WHATS HAAPNIN’

I am like the 2nd string blogger here on Fatlace. After the superstars post, I come out of the woodworks to put up like a jumper or two….possibly draw a foul on a big man or press em’ with my tough defense. Regardless, I feel fortunate enough to just voice my opinion on here and show the world what I see through my eyes here in San Francisco and here in the good ol’ Bay Area. To catch up on my useless junk, click on the image above to see my personal blog site. Nothing too special aside from some art shows, a Mint Condition concert, and a Q&A session with Chazz Palminteri from A Bronx Tale. Hopefully since all the hacker hi-jinks is over, I can return the my regular programing here on Fatlace. Big ups to Mark again and to whole Fatlace crew. Let’s get it!

Also don’t forget to check out Mike Giants new show at the White Wall Gallery this Saturday and Piece Book signing at my usual stomping grounds at Upperplayground SF on Sunday. Should be some good stuff.