New shows at Fifty24SF Gallery. Lower level: Rockface D’Arm featuring works from D*Face and installation by Livestock. Upper leverl: Orchestrated Oddities featuring work from Romanowski, Brian Barneclo, and Dia. Show runs till May 29th.

“When all else fails and you don’t have that condom in hand, stick it in her butt.” Never in my existence did I think I would get to enjoy things that I once thought was loosely related to a gay ass pirate. I mean I love writing….but I hate english composition. Supporting sentences, thesis statements, logic of argument…..all crap that made people cringe when the professor said you have to write a 10 page essay on the demise of renaissance art and its evolution to today’s modern uncultured lack luster of untrained artists and thinkers. I mean writing is writing, especially editorial. It’s one of the only outlets where you get to speak you mind. I always wrote in the narrative in school and for that, I balanced a solid C+ to B- in spanglish throughout my stellar 2.7gpa career from high school to college. I mean fuck a topic sentence! Mine starts off with some advice a drunk co-worker had told me over happy hour. Had my guts all congested from head to toe. But in regards to just writing in general, I mean what a way to captivate the viewer. Sex advice, dookie stabbing vs. vaginal intercourse, pregnancy vs. no pregnancy, anal leakage vs questionable pre-e-jack-u-lay-shon. It’s gold! If I could, my new career choice in life (since design and arts have vacated my system) would be to write for Vice Mag. Hands down the best free mag out.

So all this leads to one thing. There has to be some stimulation to this blog. Photos to writing to whatever else there is. My dashboard on Wordpress.com showed me that someone linked my blog to a page. Met these guys on Myspace when I had one and they always showed love for some reason. But still, one of the best blogs (next to the Smoking Session) to update news and videos on today’s music and hip-hop culture. Right on for the love….and much respect. Check the Dailys Yo here.

I am sorry for calling the Skytop ugly as sin. I am sorry for thinking that you were a crazy retarded alien for collecting these damn things and thinking that I would have to be high on glue to buy a pair of these ankle warmers. Now that I have these, I want you to put high octane Elmer’s glue in your ass so when you fart in my face, I will get high off your own rectal supply. No hershey squirts please. The Muska Supra Skytop “413 Silver” limited edition shoe. Copped 1 of 30 pairs from ShoebizSF. Not sure if I am going to keep these on ice or not but it sure seems tempting to know that I can possibly get double the amount on e-bay.

With that being said, these things look like butter…….kind of…..not really.

(Click here) for the flyer. Gallery runs from May 8 - June 8. Open Monday through Saturday from 10am-10pm.

Enjoyments in life; enjoyments on the computer. Looking at some dope shit and presenting it on the world wide web. Some people need this exposure cause the gift they were given should really be shown to the world. I am sure this is not the best outlet (on a blog), but I am doing my part in getting the word out. Not the first time I mentioned this Chinese noodle, but pop-shuv-late-flip master (aka many methods to his style aka the Yellow Ranger aka Robbie Wizzong) is in the process of setting up his portfolio website. And what is he smoking? Absolutely nothing! This is just natural talent. No drugs or butt sex involved. To sit there in front of a desk and to say “Hey, you know what would be dope? A fucking panda with octopus tentacles for legs, a shark fin on its back, rhino arms and walrus teeth. But the kicker! He would be holding a balloon all while feeling like he lost a bet with god and the result is to look like a piece of shit that was mangled together to be the PANDA CREATURE FROM COMPTON’S FECAL LAGOON!” Who has a mind like this anymore?! I once drew a monkey that stabbed himself with a banana but this is some serious next level ill shit. I had s chance to see most of his work so just wait till you see the other stuff. Bookmark his site and peep game later. And speaking of fecal, the Fecal Face gallery on Gough St. is having an opening reception tonight with collaborative print project between Michael Sieben and Nat Swope. Small gallery but should be dope coming from the Fecal Family.

Made a detour to the Minna Gallery after work. I think my first experience of the Minna Gallery was for the premiere of the Kayo Video (4 thumbs way down except for Aldemo with the body varial steez) with Lil’ Stevie and SF native Karl Watson. Not a trendy spot but I find art places never trendy and are always a place of change and reconstruction to compliment each painter/artist slue of work. Add some liqs and an indie band and you got some good vibes and hopefully some artwork sold so they can help support the artist heroin habit. Today’s work of affection comes from SF native’s Ferris Plock and Kelly Tunstall. I can never get art no more. Like who in their right mind draws an elephant on a ball while carrying another midget elephant in one hand, with a sack of a one foot peanut in the other. What ya’ll smoking! Need to hop on those drugs…..get lifted and scribble some epic shit to sell for millions. Check it out for yourself and tell me if you see something I am not.

Oh, and to further clear the clutter, I started my own personal photo blog away from the Fatlace one. Check it out: misterfongstarr.com (It looks like crap cause I don’t know jack about CSS)

Here’s the brand new course for the up coming Maloof Money Cup. This where the elite of the elite will throw down for the big cash. Pretty interesting park (if that is what you want to call it) but you can see how this is gear towards a contest then a general park itself. The first thing that came to mind when seeing this pic is almost like an Olympic swimming pool. The course is divided into 5 sections so I am assuming five skaters can simultaneously skate at the same time. Unless it’s like bowling where there is courtesy to allow one person to skate before the other person goes. But these session courses seem to be the new favorite ever since the X-Games did it back a couple of years ago (probably starting with the one in Philly at Love Park) but the Mountain Dew Tour seems to still have that BMX/Skateboard/Inline course with a lot of vert and transitions. Still, this will be a very interesting in competition with the X-Games plans to build a super park.

Just got the word from Wes on his new site going live. Check it out and give him your money in doing some legit work.