May 5th, 2008 | Al Lagura |

Over the weekend we attended Jei and Natalie’s (Blacktrax) wedding in Benicia. It was nice little place, nice weather but such a creepy house. As always we were late but we got there right on time for some picture taking.

Then we tried to separate them, marriage ruins peoples lives. Remember you don’t have to get married to have the same commitment as married people…nomarriage.com

JK Honey!

I went inside the house to check it out. It’s so creepy, there was dolls, old fotos, and plain whack out shit. It’s like when you break down in a middle of nowhere and you find a house. You go in trying to get some help instead you get chase by a crazy motherfucker with an ax or a chainsaw.

Alex was there, he looks so normal without his tats showing with such a nice suit.

Alex has this big ass fucking hole in his ear. You know those emo kids with the big ass fucking earing that stretches your ear? He had one of those. He said he could almost fit his whole hand there before. Shit is freaky. Fucking freak.

He’s such a freak that he even has blue tongue. Actually that was a prank, they were giving a favor with two fortune cookies, one of them was blue. If you eat it, your whole mouth will turn blue. Good thing I don’t eat Chinese.

Then he showed us his watch which supposedly equivalent to an Audi S4, meaning that’s a 60K watch. It’s called AP something. Where does this fucker get his money? Poor people wears Chinese made Kenneth Cole, like $39.99 at China Town.

The Bride and the Groom came out and started the party. There was free wine, free champagne, shots, beers… it was lovely wedding.

This is first and probably last I’ll see Aki and Mark (Blacktrax) look so clean. They’re always dirty as hell working on cars. Nails are all black but today, it was a special day to look nice.

It was time to throw the bouquet… Come on ugly single ladies, line up and hope you’ll get a man.

And look at this crazy bitches ladies… trying to seal the deal with their man. “Look honey! I caught it!”

It was a good time. If you are going to attend a wedding, I suggest you don’t give gifts no one likes house gifts, if you are going to give a gift it has to be money. Just think about it as you are going dinner in a nice place, with free beers, food and some crazy time.

Congratulation Natalie and Jei!