July 30th, 2007 | Al Lagura |

I get a call from my boy Tohru last Friday since he was up here for the Daft Punk concert. Lucky bastard. Just in case you don’t know who Tohru is he drives a pink corolla, he’s been drifting for quite sometimes now. I’ve meet this dude at one of my Private-Events in Buttonwillow back in 2002 and when I come down to his town he always takes care of me. I remember two years ago Tohru had a party at his Frat (faggots) house and there was these 4 girls that was fighting over him, they were all standing about 10-15 feet away from each other and surrounding Tohru. They were all waiting for ‘him’ to talk to them and one of them cried because he was ignoring all the cunts cause he was trying to entertain us the whole night. Bros before hoe’s.

Our plan was for him to be at my pad at 7AM Saturday morning, hit up Motoring J Style in Vtown, then SJGP, and GA but motherfucker got too drunk and woke up late. He got here at 1PM so we missed out on the Motoring J-Style.

And he drives a cute car.

I forgot to mention that he’s a hapa (Japanese White) just in case you were wondering about his name and he’s a little weird and he hangs weird stuff on his window.

Our first stop was SJGP since it was just around my hood and this white messican dude trying to snap a paparazzi fotos. (I saw the foto and I was really “SURPRISE”) also thanks to Andy Luk for hooking me up with All Access Pass!

It’s always cool and sucks in the same time going to this event. It’s cool because I always get to see old faces, old friends and it sucks because I’m not driving but since this is all about Tohru, fuck the event, more of that later.

We left the event and hit up GA since I had some free tix from work. Its our company’s picnic but never made it for the picnic and my boy Barry was also there to chill.

Our first ride was Top Gun. A classic. Note that I haven’t been here for years (5 years), well I have but I haven’t ridden any of the rides for years. I only go here for the kiddies.

Did I tell you that I have a video of Tohru riding this shit and I drop my cell somewhere but we kept calling it and the dude answered. I got it back. Oh, here’s the video.

If you’re wondering how retarded we look on their camera… Pretty retarded. Holding a camera trying to film was pretty fucking retarded but can’t tell you guys a story and not have something to show…

We also hit up another old school ride the Drop Zone. This shit takes you up to a 224 feet high and drops you down in 3 seconds. It’s fucking nuts. Just watch this video here and then watch our reaction.

Yeah nuts huh? Here’s a vid of us getting drop.

Its like being a kid again except with balls.

Ok one more vid of Tohru riding The Demon.

Before leaving we wanted to make someone’s night miserable so we decided to hit up bumper cars. The plan is to pick ’someone’ and just keep them in the corner that they can’t go anywhere and just keep bumping that person. hahhha we’re fucking retarded or assholes? Ill go with retarded assholes.

We found our target. It must be the hair. or hat. or him talking on the phone. PUT DOWN THE PHONE ASSHOLE AND DRIVE!

A day it’s not complete without a debauchery night. We hit up Smoke Tiki Lounge in Downtown that has tons of ‘I just turn 21 and I’m hitting all the clubs’ type of people.

One thing I learn tonight that even if it’s a sausage fest we can still all have fun with just chillen with your boys.

My belligerent question of the night was, “Do you get offended if someone calls you a CUNT?” They all hated me. You don’t see me getting offended you cunts calling me a dick. Cunt.

Bay Area is known for getting stupid and Hyphy but going home tonight was definitely stupid. We spotted these retards on the freeway going 80mph have their van fully open, with an open bottle. I was trying to get the dude to jump out that I can film it and make my blog a little interesting. Pussy.

The night was fun but our weekend is not over yet… more post tomorrow.