Guess what car I’m doing.

Though labeled as a war epic, Assembly is not a war. It is a soldier’s story, how he managed to survives the war one after the other, and during the peace time, how he tried to dig out some inconvenient truth about the war, which everyone seams prefer to forget. The movie works because the story is not about a war but about the men who fought in the war.

The movie started in the winter of 1948, during the climate of the blood Chinese Civil War, which broke out shortly after the end of WWII. Gu Zidi (Zhang Hanyu), a captain of the communist Liberation Army, leads his 9th Company to sweep through a narrow street with an unknown number of Nationalist soldiers hiding inside ruined houses. Their call for the Nationalist to surrender is unanswered and Gu ordered his man to sneak in, not knowing they are working into a trap. Then the quiet street suddenly turns to hell. Rifles and machine guns start firing, pre-planted dynamites are ignited and an artillery starts shelling on the crowd. They push hard, enemies shooters are terminated one by one, and by the time the cannon is knocked out, the Nationalist soldiers finally decide to surrender.

Assembly (Chinese: 集结号; pinyin: Ji jie hao; literally “Assembly (bugle call)”) is a 2007 Chinese war-drama film directed by Feng Xiaogang, and starring Zhang Hanyu. It was first released in December 2007 in Mainland China. The film is one of the first few movie made in the mainland with realistic portrayal of the Chinese Civil War. The movie is an adaption of the original novel “Guan Si” which is based on a real account on veteran army captain upholding his company honor.

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The only thing serious around here are the guys at Blacktrax getting ready for 24 Hours of Lemons that is happening this weekend. I’m going to call it now, if these guys do not have any mechanical problem they are winning the event. Here is Aki giving-not-so-giving-a-fuck about their ride. After the wedding they went back to work right away to finish up the car. That’s dedication.

Then we tried to separate them, marriage ruins peoples lives. Remember you don’t have to get married to have the same commitment as married people…nomarriage.com

JK Honey!

I went inside the house to check it out. It’s so creepy, there was dolls, old fotos, and plain whack out shit. It’s like when you break down in a middle of nowhere and you find a house. You go in trying to get some help instead you get chase by a crazy motherfucker with an ax or a chainsaw.

Alex was there, he looks so normal without his tats showing with such a nice suit.

Alex has this big ass fucking hole in his ear. You know those emo kids with the big ass fucking earing that stretches your ear? He had one of those. He said he could almost fit his whole hand there before. Shit is freaky. Fucking freak.

He’s such a freak that he even has blue tongue. Actually that was a prank, they were giving a favor with two fortune cookies, one of them was blue. If you eat it, your whole mouth will turn blue. Good thing I don’t eat Chinese.

Then he showed us his watch which supposedly equivalent to an Audi S4, meaning that’s a 60K watch. It’s called AP something. Where does this fucker get his money? Poor people wears Chinese made Kenneth Cole, like $39.99 at China Town.

The Bride and the Groom came out and started the party. There was free wine, free champagne, shots, beers… it was lovely wedding.

This is first and probably last I’ll see Aki and Mark (Blacktrax) look so clean. They’re always dirty as hell working on cars. Nails are all black but today, it was a special day to look nice.

It was time to throw the bouquet… Come on ugly single ladies, line up and hope you’ll get a man.

And look at this crazy bitches ladies… trying to seal the deal with their man. “Look honey! I caught it!”

It was a good time. If you are going to attend a wedding, I suggest you don’t give gifts no one likes house gifts, if you are going to give a gift it has to be money. Just think about it as you are going dinner in a nice place, with free beers, food and some crazy time.

Congratulation Natalie and Jei!

LOOK MA! NO HANDS! Global warming is a fake. or is it?

Don’t worry Antonio, this one isn’t expensive or limited edition.