New Amerykah

I think I might have sold myself on something that wasn’t real. I mean honestly, was Val Kilmer really going to be at Upper Playground SF at the Twixt exhibit? I know there is always a pull with getting people to see something but I thought they would have really gone out of their way…

The Year End Review: 2011 Edition

It’s that time again! Time to take off the pimp hat, put the stable to rest and see what the pockets are left with after a nice ho-down in the neighborhood. San Francisco has been cold as of late so let’s see if we can regain some blood in our boners and get a nice…

Welcome To The Dirty South

I don’t detest LA. There is just a social disconnect from the North to the South. I want to say it’s a big misunderstanding but LA folks always have to take things out of context calling SF the homo capital of the world. I mean that might be partially true but I refuse to believe…

I Am Not A Human Being

When I am on the bus going to work, I kind of always put on a slight retard gaze. You know, where you kind of portentously stare in one direction but in reality, you are looking in another direction. It’s kind of a hidden perverted skill where you are keeping your eye on a (say)…

Midnight Swim

We’re on a rooftop in the Mission this year for Halloween 2011. This is one of those parties where you go with someone that knows someone else that wants to bang some guy that she met at another party before this one. I just go where the alcohol is. Stop number two. White people just…

Yellow Blaze

I am a hermit. As my age progresses, I find my self jumping from one interest to the next. Tattoo culture is what skateboard culture was to me back in 2002. I’ve become super enthusiastic about it and I have no clue what’s it about but all I want to do is learn more. This…

Electric Relaxation

Day 3-6 in Hawaii: In a nut shell, that was six day vacation in Hawaii. Just want to give a chest dap to Brett and Natalie for just inviting me to their beautiful wedding in Hawaii. I don’t think there would have been any other way to get me out to the islands otherwise. I…