My girl Chrissy, aka: warriorprincesss,  recently moved into the sweet city of Boston…err…Allston and has discovered the city quicker than lager turns to piss. I mean, honestly, I had completely written off the “city of New England” for years as I’m not so much the citizens jeans/longchamp girl and I’m not really into the collared shirt/khakis [with a north face denale jacket and red sox basecall cap] type of guy.  I don’t know, maybe I was just hating Boston since I’m from Jersey.  WELL my lovely Bostonians, don’t get mad at me quite yet, because I’ve changed my mind. I now have a whole new appreciation for Beantown and all it has to offer.

Chrissy showed me what’s what in Boston and now I can even use the T.  We’ve hit up all of her favorite boutiques, thrift stores, and coffee shops. We drink only the finest drinks [preferably at ZuZu] and eat [good-thing-im-wearing-leggings] delicious meals [most commonly at The Other Side].

Welp, yesterday I was tumbling for a minute and as breezed through my dashboard, this photo caught my attention:

“Uhhhhh….are those cupcakes…..with….?!?!…..and….?!?!?….and really??! those are from where??? How come I’ve never gone there. Ahhhh those are insanely effing uhhmazing. “

So, I clicked to see what the warriorprincesss was up to. The text that accompanied the photo was as follows:

[disclaimer: content may not be appropriate for children or those prude at heart]

“when i asked my boyfriend what kind of birthday cake he wanted his answer was, “a dick shooting jizz out of it.” such a perv, i know. ha, well naturally, i got the birthday boy exactly what he wanted plus some t&a and a few vaginas. happy birthday to the best boyfriend ever and manyyy more to cum!! and thank you sweet n nasty for making matts dick cake dreams come true…”

Obviously, I immediately typed “sweet n nasty” into my Google bar and found out that Sweet ‘n Nasty is located in Back Bay, Boston. Awwwwwwwsnap, guess where this little lady is headed tomorrow…yup, Boston. And guess what I’ll be eating for lunch….yup, peniscupcakes. Once again, thank you my warriorprincesss for updating my Boston knowledge. See you tomorrow!

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